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It's easy: just print out these ads, post 'em wherever you see fit. Campus bulletin boards. Coffee shops. The underside of one of the El trains in Chicago. Pin one to the president's back when he's not looking. Be creative, but don't do anything a world-famous expert yeti wouldn't do.

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